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ACRO E-mail Archive Thread: [Acro] Out of pocket


Thread: [Acro] Out of pocket

Message: [Acro] Out of pocket

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From: "Robert P. Lockard" <rob at>

Date: Thu, 21 Nov 2002 14:28:58 UTC


  I will not be reading my email next week.  It seems that my presence is required in Grand Cayman on board the Cayman Aggressor .  I have been trying very hard to get out of this trip.  Yet I must go, get in five dives a day, eat good 
food and sit in a hot tub with ten naked women.  It’s a hard job, but someone has to do it.  Included in my duties will be smoking 
Cuban cigars after dinner, night dives, wreck dives and yes I must even sit in that hot tub / Jacuzzi entertaining women of all 
nationalities.  So if you must reach me, I will not be back until December 1.  Thank you for understanding yet this is a duty that 
I must bare alone.

Later, Dive / Fly / Ride Safe
Robert P. Lockard
Independent Oracle Consulting
Database Design, Development and Admin.

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