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ACRO E-mail Archive Thread: :-D Its a scream In Flight!


Thread: :-D Its a scream In Flight!

Message: :-D Its a scream In Flight!

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From: Donna Tryon <ldytryon at>

Date: Wed, 14 May 1997 17:28:30 UTC


>>Subject: Fwd: In flight.......          (humor)
>>One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are 
>>seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under 
>>way.  The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane,
>>and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle.  Both 
>>appear to be blind.  The pilot is using a white cane, bumping into 
>>passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the
>>copilot is using a guide dog.  Both have their eyes covered with huge
>>At first the passengers do not react; thinking that it must be some sort 
>>of practical joke.  However, after a few minutes the engines start,
>>and the airplane starts moving down the runway. 
>>The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness, whispering 
>>among themselves and looking desperately to the stewardesses for
>>Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly and people begin
>>panicking.  Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer 
>>and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and 
>>more hysterical.  Finally, when the airplane has less than 20 feet of 
>>runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as
>>everyone screams at once, and at the very last moment the airplane 
>>lifts off and is airborne.
>>Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and turns to 
>>the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to 
>>scream, and we're gonna get killed!"

Luv & Hugs,

Donna Tryon
390 Lakeview Drive 106
Ft Lauderdale, Florida 33326


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