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ACRO E-mail Archive Thread: US Air Force Issues (**1/2)


Thread: US Air Force Issues (**1/2)

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From: ldytryon at (Donna Tryon)

Date: Mon, 02 Jun 1997 15:10:54 UTC


  :o) Just had to share these!

>> Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force
>> pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.
>> Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement."
>> Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire."
>> Problem: "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough."
>> Solution: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft."
>> Problem: "The autopilot doesn't."
>> Signed off: "IT DOES NOW."
>> Problem: "Something loose in cockpit."
>> Solution: "Something tightened in cockpit."
>> Problem: "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear."
>> Solution: "Evidence removed."
>> Problem: "DME volume unbelievably loud."
>> Solution: "Volume set to more believable level."
>> Problem: "Dead bugs on windshield."
>> Solution: "Live bugs on order."
>> Problem: "Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent."
>> Solution: "Cannot reproduce problem on ground."
>> Problem: "IFF inoperative."
>> Solution: "IFF inoperative in OFF mode."
>> Problem: "Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick."
>> Solution: "That's what they're there for."
>> Problem: "Number three engine missing."
>> Solution: "Engine found on right wing after brief search."
>>                                 Submitted by: Rick Archer  at
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